henry winter: if you believe they put a man on the moon you are a god damn fool, wolves would never allow humans to desecrate the moon with their presence
francis abernathy: all we have to do is grab a few shovels, dig a couple of holes and we'll be dead and in the grave in no time
camilla macaulay: give me candy or receive lifelong torment from my candle magic
charles macaulay: remember that time the tiny hamster ate all those burritos. good memories. anyway im probably not the right person to give this funeral speech
richard papen: i can only assume bad things keep happening to me because of the large amount of hexes and curses put on me by everyone all the time
bunny corcoran: i'm sorry i spilled my slushee on the declaration of independence, i'm sorry because i wanted to drink it not because it went on the paper
julian morrow: it happens to the best of us, the best of us such as me, out of both of us i'm the best one, probably too great to give you usable advice